Displayed inside a showcase on the elevated floor of the MCG is housed a electric pink outfit donned by Robbie Williams. His concert in front of 100,024 attendees was seen as a triumph.
Perhaps you don't enjoy his music. You might think he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. You might take a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some hits are excellent while others are awful.
The key argument is that amusement can take many forms. Preferences differ. There is no one way to create art or even the longest format.
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. It's difficult to think of another sport where the outcome is so dependent on conditions.
The climate, the hour of play, the ball – the variables are numerous. Above all is the pitch.
If the long game is a form of art, the wicket is the foundation on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
The Boxing Day fixture between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in abstract form.
This is not a justification of the wicket which resulted in a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the wicket, causing 36 wickets tumbling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between bat and ball.
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is incorrect.
The format is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and counting. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are particularly captivating because of the time devoted during quieter periods.
Specific conditions are accepted more easily than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the balance was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the best players were prevented from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – reading the situation and responding effectively. The best individual contributions were made by acknowledged players. One side made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Attempt to convince the fans who have endured years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
Among the crowd of the stadium, countless fans made noise and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a heartland of national pride.
There was hope as the attack excelled, advantage when the top order scored quickly, and unconditional love when the win was secured.
The MCG has a history with controversial surfaces. In the past, a game there featured a strip with the excitement of a a non-event.
That fixture was a marathon, with minimal action and slow play. The latest encounter and that previous match are extreme ends of the scale – neither the standard, yet value can be found in both.
At this stage into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the demise of the long game at all," commented a past champion. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been given some fantastic sport. An unusual spectacle."
In the preparation to this match, the skipper addressed the media like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The squad responded for him, restoring the smile to his countenance.
New faces delivered with vital performances. These are small positives, certainly not enough to guarantee long-term stability, but something to build on.
In the end, this MCG win is added to other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team assembled on the field to commence their own celebrations.
Enjoy the drink, lads. This victory was hard-fought.
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